Molly And The Girls

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nosdrinker:

talk dirty to me 

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christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

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cutiepiejessica:

So bored.

#stillabasicbitch

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Hapyness

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There was some salesman downstairs this afternoon when I wanted to eat, so I reasoned that within the next hour, my parents would stop lollygagging with him, and I’d finally be able to enter the kitchen for le noms.

Wrong.

He was there for almost 4 hours. My patience waned and I thrusted on a pair of shorts and a shirt, determined to eat, determined to swallow my social anxiety, determined to do my utmost to ignore his presence. 

So I went downstairs. I looked at him and said hi (very polite of me, I must say). 

And then he opens his mouth and says “You must be the basketball player, eh?”

>.<

Nigga, I’m 5’ 7”, 140 lbs, skinner than most runway models, with the muscularity of a middle school footballer. No, I do not play basketball for VCU. 

So I politely said “Oh, no,” smiled, shook his hand, and immediately left the kitchen, without le noms.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most interesting thing I did today.

reallyfoxnews:

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internetdivamikuhatsune:

ghosthustler:

the-giant-skeleton:

Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.

seriously?

fuck this noise

URBAN OUTFITTERS IS JUST GETTING MORE OPENLY CONSERVATIVE BY THE YEAR I LOVE IT

pisses self

urban outfitters is full of shit

This is unsurprising when you think about all the anti-gay and transphobic bullshit they’ve sold (ex: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/03/19/urban-outfitters-tranny-greeting-card_n_1364589.html) and the owners open love for Rick Santorum.

Not Fox News but I’ve been seeing this post all day, and it bothers me because no one has done a basic contextual search but instead just relies on the idea that Urban Outfitters sucks anyway for lots of other reasons. Yes, UO has major problems and there are plenty of reasons not to shop there, but they also have an line of Obama shirts (the same number of Obama shirts). This I discovered by simply visiting the website and typing “Obama” into the search bar.” 

UO makes bad bad choices and sells insanely offensive things (i.e, transphobic slogans and “navajo” prints) but it’s just as shitty to try and make something out of political nothing on the internet like this. Seriously why does this post have 2k notes? #end rant

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warmplay:

apparently you have to have a “personality” to get a bf

i have boobs is that not enough

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Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear:English

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